The Regular

Hey fellas, want to make your date feel super hot? Of course you do. And it's just one $9 cocktail away. The Gilded Lily, a seductive cocktail of Plymouth gin, yellow chartreuse, orange flower water, and a hint of demi-sec bubbles, awaits at THE ALEMBIC. After a few…

Hey fellas, want to make your date feel super hot? Of course you do. And it's just one $9 cocktail away. The Gilded Lily, a seductive cocktail of Plymouth gin, yellow chartreuse, orange flower water, and a hint of demi-sec bubbles, awaits at THE ALEMBIC. After a few…

Like, you talkin' to me? Oh, so you got a hankering for some chicken? You want some frickin' chicken? FINE, you can have your frickin' chicken! All you have to do is get a membership at Costco for their obscenely tasty but so NOT organic, sodium-boosted rotisserie…

The mall isn't usually on the top of my preferred dining destinations list, nor am I a fan of chain restaurants, but the meal I recently had at LARKCREEKSTEAK definitely made me reconsider my "rules" (and I really don't have many dining rules, except…

Man, this week was freaking cold. My icebox, excuse me, my Edwardian  apartment was chilling me to the marrow. I can't believe I actually  had to go to bed with socks on. Wooly ones. I could do double duty  and turn this place into a meat locker, seriously.…

Ahhhh, hello, young grasshopper. What is that you have been eating? Spicy tuna hand rolls? Farmed salmon in April? Seattle Seahawk rolls? Maki with cream cheese? Ankimo that has been frozen for lord knows how long and then served to you like it's made fresh? The sushi travesties…

Weird Fish is a little space, and I've only done a little visit, so expect a little update to this little write-up in the near future. Walking into this tiny restaurant made me feel like I stumbled onto a set for an Urban Outfitters catalog shoot. Cute stylee…

REGALITO ROSICERIA is trying to win the sweetest branding award: the design of the site is totally puppy-style "awwww, so cute!," the menu is clean and pleasing to read, and even the exterior of the building is chipper. It all jives with the nice people working here too.…

Okay, my friends who turned me on to this joint are gonna kill me for mentioning this place, but hey, you gotta share the wealth. SAI JAI THAI (a name worthy of yelling three times fast before unloading a series of swift kicks on some crazed ninja opponent wielding customized…

After I had a serious altercation with the chumps at Andy's Chinese (they delivered the wrong order after a 50-minute wait, and it was cold, and when I called to complain they didn't care to fix it), I needed another lousy Chinese joint to take their…