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The Bore

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In 2012, It's Time for These Things to Be Shelved
The Bore

In 2012, It's Time for These Things to Be Shelved

Yup, it’s another year, which means it’s my annual opportunity to gather some grist for my cranky mill. Nope, no 2011 recap of my favorite meals here, nor a hot trend prediction recap (“This year is all about MARSHMALLOWS! And flax! And Peruvian food (again).”). It’s time…
Marcia Gagliardi
Marcia Gagliardi •
In 2011, Please Send These Things to Heaven
The Bore

In 2011, Please Send These Things to Heaven

Or to hell. Whatever, it’s a new year, so let’s just give these things a rest, shall we? 1. As a dedicated and daily espresso drinker (addicted? Who, me?), nothing chaps my hide more than receiving a bowl of those cursed cubes of light brown sugar that take,…
Marcia Gagliardi
Marcia Gagliardi •
The Bore

No Thanks, I'm Fine: No More in '09

1. I am so blowing the whistle on cupcakes. Yes, it’s great to have a few shops in each city, but we don’t need more than a few. And really, what is up with the LINES of people (mostly ladies) waiting at some of these places? Ri-donkedonk. Now,…
Marcia Gagliardi
Marcia Gagliardi •
The Bore

No More in 2008

1. I love pork as much as the next guy, but all this pork belly nonsense is getting out of hand (and getting us fat). 2. I am so stanca (tired/fatiguée) of panna cotta and its rainbow of flavors. It’s like last year’s crème brûlée, and the…
Marcia Gagliardi
Marcia Gagliardi •
The Bore

The Bore No More: 2007

What I Don’t Want to See More of In 2007 1. No more variations on tuna tartare. Basta, please. 2. Enough with the silly amuse bouches. Unless you’re busting out something special or exquisite, say, with caviar. Otherwise, I am no longer amused. 3. Will the tyranny of…
Marcia Gagliardi
Marcia Gagliardi •
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